Items

Here is a list of items and what they do.

Speed Boy fan club card
The speed boy fan club card is used to cross the "Speed Boy Funny Border."

It is located in Speed Boy's room.

Bonk Energy Drink
The Bonk Energy Drink is a reference to TF2 and gives you a small boost to outrun the enemies. (Does not stack with sprint)

It is located in Speed Boy's fan club.

Money
Money can be used to open the vending machine for candy upstairs. It is located in Speed Boy's fan club. It plays NO! when you give Smile Guy the money.

Key
Key is used to open the final door in Speed Boy's mansion. It is also the first item to be added.

Candy
Candy is used to feed the hungry Smile Guy, which will then leave and say EPIC if you give him the candy. It is located in the vending machine upstairs.

Flashlight
The Flashlight is a item given to you by default that emits useless light that doesn't effect fog.

Moondust Raygun
The Moondust Raygun is a weapon given to you by default that can harm enemies. It cannot reload as it has math.huge (which is infinite) ammo.

Better Flashlight
The better flashlight is a item that emits more useless light that doesn't effect fog. It is located forward of spawn.